
Guardswell Farmhouse
For ten, with five bedrooms and room for the dog. Two nights at least. From £350 a night. Arrive from 4pm, leave by 11am.
Licence PK12534F
Guardswell Farmhouse stands at the middle of Guardswell Farm, a family farm on the south-facing side of the hill between Kinnaird and Abernyte, looking over the Carse of Gowrie, the River Tay and Fife.
The Lamotte family bought the farm in 2011, gutted the house and laid oak and stone floors, and it now sleeps ten in five bedrooms: a superking, a superking or twin, a twin, a double and a bunk room.
Inside it is bright and plain, greys and whites over worn wooden floors, with sheepskins, woollen blankets, local art on the walls and a red Aga at the heart of the kitchen. There is a dark grey dining room for long dinners, and a garden room and a sitting room for books and board games. Outside are a table, a firepit and a large Big Green Egg for cooking for the whole house.
Good to know: there is no Wi-Fi or television, though there is 4G; there are three shower or bathrooms and a loo downstairs; dogs are welcome downstairs and on a lead on the farm. The house is close to the Steading, where the farm holds its events, and it is never let during a wedding.
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Review your stayThe Farmhouse has a full farmhouse kitchen with a red Aga, a superking room, a room that is a superking or a twin, a twin, a double and a bunk room, three shower or bathrooms and a downstairs loo, with one bedroom downstairs.
- Sleeps
- Ten, in a superking, a superking or twin, a twin, a double and a bunk room.
- Arriving
- Mondays and Wednesdays for two nights, Fridays for three, from 4pm to 8pm. Later by arrangement.
- Dogs
- Welcome, on a lead at all times, as this is a working farm, and off the furniture. Ask first to bring more than one.
- No Wi-Fi
- There is no Wi-Fi or television anywhere on the farm, though much of it has 4G.
- Included
- Beds made up in linen, cosy blankets and a bath towel each. High chairs and travel cots to borrow (bring cot linen).
- Breakfast
- A Guardswell breakfast basket can be added when you book: sourdough, their granola, eggs from the hens, coffee, juice and yoghurt.
- Five nights
- Use the code 5PLUSNIGHTS for 20% off a stay of five nights or more.
The CotterhouseSleeps 8- Four bedrooms and two bathrooms
- At the foot of the farm track
Guardswell CottageSleeps 4- A king and a twin
- A panoramic window over the carse
The PendicleSleeps 2- A king-size bed facing the view
- A wood-fired hot tub under an apple tree
The InfieldSleeps 2- A glass gable over the carse
- A stargazing window above the bed
The KailyardSleeps 2- A shepherd's-hut-style cabin
- A wood stove and a little kitchen
Pitmiddle HutSleeps 6- Two rooms, a mezzanine king, a double and bunks
- An Esse wood stove
Beyond the houses, the farm has its shared places, open to everyone staying.
The boat on the hillGirl LindaAn old boat on dry land on the hilltop, made a bothy with books, a log-burner and a bell. Anna's mother bought her through an advert in the local paper.
By the gardenThe GlasshouseThe timber glasshouse by the vegetable garden, one of the places the farm suggests for breakfast from the basket.
By the SteadingThe Cosy RoomA shared room for guests close to the Steading, with a log fire, books, board games and a coffee machine.
A working farmThe animalsHebridean sheep, Shetland cattle, Angora goats and free-range hens, and the two donkeys, Hugo and Ollie, who look over the fence by the Kailyard.- Weddings and gatherings
- A few weekends a year are kept for weddings in the Steading, and its rooms can be hired for parties, team days and photo shoots.
- Events
- Workshops, pop-up dinners and markets in the Steading through the year, listed on the farm's own events page.
Guardswell Farm is on the south-facing side of the hill between Abernyte and Kinnaird, by Inchture in Perthshire, with the Carse of Gowrie below.
Do not follow the satnav to the postcode, which leads into Kinnaird village, a dead end: from Dundee, aim for Abernyte and take the road signed for Kinnaird, and the farm is on your right after a couple of miles; from Perth, take the Inchmichael flyover and head for Kinnaird, but do not go into the village, and carry on up the hill towards Abernyte. No bus comes up to the farm, but Perth and Dundee stations are about 25 minutes away by taxi, at roughly £25 to £30, and Edinburgh, Glasgow and Aberdeen are all within an hour and a half.
Getting hereOn the south-facing side of the hill between Kinnaird and Abernyte, by Inchture. Do not follow the satnav to the postcode, which leads into Kinnaird village: from Perth take the Inchmichael flyover and climb towards Abernyte, and from Dundee aim for Abernyte and take the road signed Kinnaird. Perth and Dundee stations are about 25 minutes away by taxi.
V&A DundeeAnna's day in Dundee is a good coffee first, then the V&A on the waterfront, the city's design museum by the Tay.13 miles 21 min by road
EH9 EspressoOne of the two Dundee coffee stops Anna names to start a day in the city before the V&A.11 miles 20 min by road
ARAN BakeryAnna heads north to Dunkeld for a breakfast pastry at ARAN, then a look round its shop, Lon, and a walk at the Hermitage.
Lon StoreARAN's own shop in Dunkeld, and one of the places that sells the farm's produce when it is supplying.
The HermitageThe walk Anna follows ARAN with: the woods and waterfall of the River Braan, just outside Dunkeld.
The TaybankWhere Anna stops for dinner on the way back to the farm after a day in Highland Perthshire.
The Kinneuchar InnOver the Tay in the East Neuk of Fife, Anna's place for a late lunch after an afternoon by the sea.
Kinpurney Hill3½ miles, about two hours11 miles away
Backmuir Wood1¼ miles, about half an hour12 miles away
Camperdown, Templeton Woods and Clatto6 miles, about three and a half hours11 miles away
Dundee1¼ miles, 30 to 40 minutes, longer with the ships13 miles away
DundeeA mile, about 20 minutes on foot; about an hour with the stones13 miles away
Perth's North Inchabout an hour and a quarter14 miles away
Antique hunting at Abernyte and lunch at Cafe Circa2 miles away A few hours
Cairn O'Mohr winery tour and lunch at the Pickled Peacock2 miles away A few hours
A walk to the big beech in Backmuir Wood6 miles away A few hours
A tour at Lindores Abbey Distillery and a sharing platter7 miles away A few hours
Lindores Abbey Distillery and lunch in Abernethy7 miles away A few hours
Camperdown, Templeton Woods and Clatto walk7 miles away A few hours
The animals at Camperdown Wildlife Centre7 miles away A few hours
Kinnoull Hill on foot from Perth and lunch at Brew & Chew8 miles away A few hours
The Meikleour Beech Hedge and lunch at the Tickled Trout8 miles away A few hours
An evening at Mills Observatory in Balgay Park8 miles away A few hours
Paddleboarding at Willowgate and lunch by the Tay8 miles away A few hours
A walk up Kinpurney Hill from Newtyle8 miles away A few hours
Scone Palace gardens and lunch in the Old Servants' Hall8 miles away A few hours
A walk up Moncreiffe Hill near Perth8 miles away A few hours
The Tay at sunset and supper at the North Port9 miles away A few hours
A Historic Tour of Perth9 miles away A few hours
An evening at Perth Theatre9 miles away A few hours
Sunset on Magdalen Green and supper at Piccolo9 miles away A few hours
Abernethy's Witches' Path with the dog and lunch at the Nook9 miles away A few hours
The Abernethy Village Walk9 miles away A few hours
Perth on foot9 miles away A day out
A walk round Perth's North Inch and the Tay bridges9 miles away A few hours
The Black Watch Museum and afternoon tea at Effie's9 miles away A few hours
The Tay bridges from Wormit Bay and Newport-on-Tay9 miles away A few hours
Scotland, in print.
Guardswell Farmhouse is in Issue 13: The Hut on the Hill, by Karla Rose Hall.









